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ay I would get the bus from outside town into the city centre where I worked.
One morning I was getting the number 90 bus to work. I am sat towards the back of the bus, a single decker, with only one person sat behind me who at first I didn’t clock, and maybe 5–6 people in front facing forwards.
About halfway through the journey I hear a voice behind me.
“Excuse me, have you got the time?”
I turn around and an Asian woman is sat on the seat just behind me, looking directly at me.
“Um yeah sure, it’s quarter to 10”
I turned around thinking this interaction had finished. I couldn’t have been more wrong.
“Where are you going?”
“Oh I’m just on my way to work”
“Where do you work?”
“Marks and Spencer”
“Do you mind if I sit next to you?”
I think about this for a moment and decide what the hell, why not? So I move over to the seat next to me by the window and this lady places herself next to me.
Now this lady doesn’t just sit next to American Sex Dollme, she sits so closely to me that she is firmly pressed against the side of my body, her leg squashed against the side of mine. I remember thinking at the time that it was odd but quickly dismissed it down to harmless quirky behaviour.
We continue to talk about menial things and as we do, she slowly places her hand on my leg. I remember looking down and thinking ‘well this is weird’ but again for some reason decide to dismiss it and put it down to oddball behaviour.
Her hand starts to rub up and down my leg. This is where the penny drops and I realise that something strange is going on. I say to her
“…Your hand is on my leg”
To which she responds by suddenly sliding her hand all the way up my thigh and gripping my balls in a tight grip.
“Do you like it?”
I’m in a state of disbelief and my response couldn’t have been more honest.
“I…I don’t know”
Now bear in mind by this point we have been speaking for no more than 3 minutes. I am a relatively inexperienced 18 year old boy and this stranger is suddenly grappling my balls on a public bus. You see this sort of shit in porn but when it’s happening, your brain has no idea what to think.
“Come to the back of the bus with me”
And with those words she gets up and sits in the corner on the back seat of the bus.
The next 10 seconds or so felt like the longest seconds of my life. So many thoughts of should I, shouldn’t I, how do I feel, do I even find her attractive, do I want this to happen or do I just know that it’s going to make a funny story?
After what feels like an eternity, I quickly get up and walk to the back of the bus. I sit next to this Asian lady and she immediately starts fumbling with my trouser zipper, tugging at my top button and asking me to help her get my cock out.
I pull my cock out which by this point is in some strange state of semi-erection, and she starts frantically bashing away at my bare cock. I remember just thinking WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING over and over again, in a state of incredible amusement as I stare forward at the oblivious passengers in front of us, while still battling my ongoing dilemma about whether I’m actually enjoying it. This question is constantly challenged by the fact that I don’t seem to be able to get anything more than a semi and an overwhelming anxiety at the fact that I’m nearing my bus stop for work.
I recall looking down at this woman’s crotch and thinking “should I stick my hand down there? I feel I should reciprocate” then suddenly having a fucking horrible moment where I though “maybe she isn’t even a woman, maybe it’s a dude”. That was a horror moment and I remember looking at her face thoroughly to clarify with myself that she was definitely a woman.
As this weirdo is bashing my cock, I can see my bus stop is just around the corner.
“My bus stop is in 30 seconds, I need to go”
“Cum for me!”
I look down and I’m thinking THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL IM CUMMING ON THIS BUS I CANT EVEN GET FULLY ERECT, but this lady is determined to get me to cum and surely enough, I miss my bus stop.
Fortunately there is a bus stop shortly after and I make it explicitly clear I have to get off in about two minutes time. She keeps saying to me
“Cum for me! Please cum for me”
I muster all of my fucking energy and somehow manage to get myself to cum just as I’m reaching my stop. I literally jizzed all over my trousers and over the floor of the bus but by this point I don’t care – I just want her to stop jerking me off so I won’t be late for work.
I pull my trousers up and as I start to walk off this woman follows me off the bus. She’s still asking me questions like how old I am, how many woman I’ve slept with. I remember her telling me that she was 26 or 27. She then asks me if I want to miss work and go to her house instead. I very clearly state that I do not want to do this and I need to go to work, which she responds by telling me “I’ll come visit you some time”.
I remember thinking “No fucking way”, but my outside voice just responds with an awkward laugh and I hastily say goodbye and run inside to go and tell my colleagues about the insane bus ride I’ve just had into work. I remember floating around for the day in a state of disbelief that it happened, unsure what to make of it all.
Now you may think this story ends here – it doesn’t.
A few days after it is our work Christmas party and I have just got the bus into the centre, arriving for roughly 8pm. I get off at the correct bus stop this time and I am walking to work, a few minutes away. Suddenly I hear a voice behind me.
“Excuse me, have you got the time?”
MY HEART FELL OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS. I turn around and low and behold the same lady is walking behind me, I couldn’t believe it
“…You’re the lady from the bus”
“You’re the boy from the bus!”
We stare at each other in silence for a moment then she asks
“Can I have a kiss?”
“…no”
“Awh please, just one kiss”
“No!”
“Then give me a hug…”
I give her a hug and she then asks me again if I would like to come to her house. By this point it is all too weird for me – part of me wants to go back to her house for the sake of curiousity, and the other part of me keeps thinking that this woman might be some batshit murderer. The last thing I want is to be balls deep in this crazy Asian and suddenly find a hammer protruding out of my skull.
I make my excuses to
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Clawdeen actually looks a bit closer to her age in the redesign, and Cleo just looks better in general, but also closer to her age, relatively speaking 🙂
The rest of the characters ended up looking too much like clay versions of their original looks. Draculaura I think got hit by this more than anyone.
So yeah, probably a lot of it has to do with the redesigns. Don’t get me wrong, I own many o
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(Popularity Rate: 40 ) How would Chucky (from the killer doll horror movies) fare in the real world?
heed its advice.
Horror Movie Character Survival Guide
The following are the top 10 tips for any character in a horror film. If you do happen to find yourself in a horror film someday, use these tips wisely and you may make it out alive. Until the sequel that is…
Don’t Ever Investigate Or Say You’ll “Be Right Back” – Thirsty? Ask for a sip of someone else’s drink. Forgot something in the woods? Cut your losses. Hear a strange noise in the basement? Pretend you don’t. Whatever you do, just don’t announce a quick detour from your group or it’ll be your swan song. The “I’ll be right back” trope has become such a horror flick death scene precursor that viewers almost find themselves rooting for the masked assailant to punish the never-to-returnee. No, you won’t be right back. You’ll be bloody and hanging from the garage door’s doggy hole.
Turn Around, Because It’s Always Behind You – While hiding from the deranged, knife-wielding thing of evil, you might ask yourself, “Where is it?” Answer: Right behind you. Learn from those who have gone before you. In 1991’s The Silence of the Lambs, FBI trainee Clarice Starling at least had the foresight to bring a gun into the sadistic serial killer’s lair. Clarice barely made it out of the basement alive. You won’t. Just ask the cast of The Cellar.
Never Watch A Horror Movie When You’re In One – If your slasher movie night starts to seem eerily autobiographical, immediately turn on the lights and make sure all the kitchen knives are accounted for. If there have been any recent reports of asylum breakouts or mysterious demonic rituals, stay away from scary movies. You’re probably in one. Actually, stay away from all screens. Poltergeist and The Ring all had sequels for a reason.
Make Sure Your Car is Always in Perfect Working Order – If you’re able to escape that masked killer, remember that cars typically aren’t reliable. Battery life always yields to the strange and inconvenient horror time continuum, a force that’s always sure to leave you stranded in your moment of need. Or in your moment of zombie horde attack. Before leaving the driveway, make sure you bring an extra set of keys (the first are sure to be lost during the initial attack) and consider a preemptive visit to a mechanic…who is probably an axe murderer anyway.
Don’t Ever Split Up – Most of us learned this lesson as 5-year-olds, shaking our heads at reruns of Scooby Doo as Shaggy and Scooby ran in circles away from spooks while the rest of the gang gathered clues. Those that didn’t might end up like the cast of The House on Haunted Hill (if you’re lucky, the tamer 1959 version), being picked off one by one by the movie monster of the week. “Strength in numbers” might be a tired cliche, but its more appealing than “dead as a doornail.”
When Haunted, Just Move Out of the Damn House – If you (or one of your children) can offer any kind of credible proof that the grand old house you just purchased for cheap is haunted, drop the caulk gun and get out. We’ve seen too many families attempt to stick a haunting out: The Amityville Horror, The Shining, Paranormal Activity. Your attempts to shun the dead will prove futile as evil spirits use you for a nice game of possess and kill. Just sell the house and take the loss, okay?
Wear Comfortable Shoes – Received any threatening phone calls lately? Any cryptic messages scrawled in blood after the murder of your best friend? You’re probably next. Fright nights rarely allow for wardrobe changes, so wear comfortable footwear the first time around, even for formal events. As much fun as it is watching Sarah Michelle Gellar attempt to run from a hook-wielding fisherman in a beauty pageant getup, it doesn’t mean you should repeat her mistakes. Combat boots only, ladies.
Avoid Proms and All Other High School Parties – Proms should be avoided at all costs, in case of vampire attack, revenge killings or the occasional prom queen who possesses the ability to slaughter with her mind. Large gatherings of teenagers are like cat nip for the murderously inclined, so why heighten the appeal with boutonnieres and push up bras? Don’t go to the prom. The pictures are always bad anyway.
Always Assume Your Attacker Is Still Alive – Ah yes, the suspenseful conclusion. If you’re lucky enough to make this far you’ve probably pulled some highly unrealistic Rambo move on your killer at the last second. Your attacker lies motionless on the floor. You let out a big sigh of relief and let your guard down. Big mistake. 2009’s Zombieland covers what to do in these situations with a move called “the double tap.” Always deliver a second fatal blow to ensure your assailant is dead because they’ll surely always come back for more.
Keep Your Pants On – If you have sex, you die. In teen horror movies, those who couple off for a lusty moment or two usually end up losing more than their shirts. Friday the 13th features an entire cast of randy teen camp counselors who are dismembered one by one as they sneak off to earn the film its R rating, most only living a few minutes past their trysts before they’re greeted with an ax to the face. If you want to up your odds of survival, keep your virginity intact and your clothes on. As Psycho p
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